I have to reveal a dirty secret that travel blogs, books, and articles never reveal about the Keys: Someone stole the beaches. Water, water, everywhere, but no way to swim. A Caribbean island conjures images of warm, aquamarine water gently kissing beaches that are as soft and white as a baby’s bum. And the Florida Keys are in the Caribbean. And they are freaking islands. Silly me. If I had consulted Wikipedia before my trip, I would have learned that: “The climate and environment of the Florida Keys are closer to that of the Caribbean than the rest of Florida,…